September 14, 2018
In last night’s dream I find myself at an annual event given by my employer. I seem to have traveled here because I have to carry on bags with me which I leave with the cafeteria staff to hold for me. There is a plant next to where I leave my bags. It looks like a venus fly trap with the exception that inside the trap the plant excretes sperm. It is a rare delicacy much like caviar. I sample the plant and like it so much I decide to re-pot it in a larger pot so that it can grow and more people can enjoy the fruit.
I see my friend Francisco who I haven’t seen in a long time. I am a bit shocked with his weight. He is emaciated and very thin. I comment on his weight to which he simply says this is my desired weight. Up close to him I notice I can see the tendons of his biceps which he is trying to hide under his shirt. There is definitely something wrong with him that he simply does not want to admit.
The party progresses along and as it ends we are invited to take some food with us. The food is going quickly. I notice the take home plates are not well equipped for travel but I manage to prepare a plate for myself. A man behind me it trying to reach under me to get some of the last servings. My plate wet with food collapses onto his plate mixing my plate with his plate. Not wanting to argue about which is mine and which is his I decide to simply get another plate. There is not much food left so I take a desert plate and opt for some desert instead. The kitchen places some left over hor-dourves on a lazy susan. These are meat pastries. I decide these are quite good to stock up on. I take a few to sample them before filling my pastry dish with my to-go plate.
Again I see Francisco chumming up with my friend Stephen. Odd I think to myself because they don’t really know each other. Francisco is sitting on Stephens lap with his back to me. Again I notice his very thin waist. I then prepare to leave and grab one of my bags completely forgetting I had two bags when I arrived. I inadvertently leave my second bag behind.
Later when I realize I forgot one of my bags I return to the cafeteria where the I Venus Sperm Trap was standing. All the bags are not gone. The sperm trap has a few dry white leaves where the sperm from the fruit has dribbled down the leaves. I wonder how I am supposed to recover my lost and found item. I return to the lazy susan and find my lost and found item on the lazy susan. I am relieved to know I haven’t lost anything and thankful that they placed my bag somewhere where I can find it.